Zombie State University was founded on the belief that those of us who remain today have an obligation to those we lost in The Great War to make the best of ourselves. We hope that our Academic community can become a symbol of post-war life for all Zombie-kind. A beacon for everyone who works to uphold and protect The Undying Peace.
Our mission here at ZSU is to shape the Zombie leaders of tomorrow. To mold them into the best and brightest of us so that they might go out into the world and rebuild what was destroyed. That they might create a better future where we won’t ever see again the atrocities we endured during The Great War.
Our incoming freshman class represents the first wave of this new future, but many more will follow it. And over the generations, as each class of talented young brain-eaters arrives and explores, declares majors, fulfills their course credits, and ultimately meets their potential, we will honor those we lost by our investments in those who’re still remains.
Welcome, new students of Zombie State University. Thank you for putting your trust in us as we work so hard to ensure you’re equipped to go out into the world and achieve what those before you worked so hard to protect.
Best of luck this semester,
Dr. Seymore Jacobson Hyde
DEAN OF STUDENTS
Every Zombie is unique. Generated at the time of mint, each Zombie is constructed by first assigning a unique Student ID, then deconstructing that Student ID to generate each individual layer.
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